Seems to me like the good guys get a raw deal, then.

[Light-hearted, just as his drink arrives. He sips at his drink, makes a face--this is not at all alcoholic, what in the hell.] What does a guy have to do to get a decent drink around here, [he grumbles before turning his attention back on Matt.]

Hey, I'm already enjoying myself plenty. [Another sip.] Anyway, I doubt you came all the way out here to dance.